Get Snewed

Snew [performing tonight] is a fun local band, and the only band we know with their own 888 number — it’s more of a band number and a great gimmick for promotion for people to get ’snewed.’ One day, the staff decided to call and talk to the person on the other end of the line. These may or may not be some of the things said to that person:

The ninja turtles live in the snewer.

I hit the snewze button on my alarm this morning to rock out of bed.

If you only snew. That’s what she said.

Snewbacca

Randy Snewman – “You win some, you snew some.”

Snewey Lewis and the Snews

I bought it brand-spanking snew.

When you see the snewfall, it’s time to make snew angels.

Snewing it up!

Snew legit to quit.

Let’s play snews and ladders.

Ted Snewgent

Full frontal snewdity

House of Snews

Make sure to snewter your dog.

Let’s go to Snewters (Hooters).

Snewlio Inglesias

Don Snewlio

In conclusion, call 1-888-900-SNEW for yourself. Talk to the person on the end of the line, and come up with some Snew-isms of your own. Have fun and see you at the show tonight!